1 00:00:26,570 --> 00:00:27,650 It was funny. 2 00:00:29,870 --> 00:00:30,870 Don't say it. 3 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:33,490 Why can't I say it? 4 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:42,470 How many messages did you guys get? 5 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,710 Well, we're going through. 6 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:48,830 It's just like a little overwhelming. It's like 200. 7 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,150 How many? 8 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:55,540 Three? Around three? It doesn't really tell you how many. You just have to 9 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:56,540 scroll. 10 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,580 It's a lot of scrolling. 11 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:03,200 You know... Yeah. I mean, we decided we want boyfriends. 12 00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:08,520 But... These dating apps aren't... I mean, they're cool. 13 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,600 You should join. 14 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,160 I think that'd be fun. 15 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,540 Then we can all go on dates. 16 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,680 Yeah. It doesn't work like that for guys. 17 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:18,779 What do you mean? 18 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:20,360 Yeah. It should be... 19 00:01:20,860 --> 00:01:22,340 It should work the same way. 20 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:26,080 The last time I had a dating app, I got, like, two messages. 21 00:01:27,060 --> 00:01:29,820 I mean, I got, like, two matches, and I only got, like, one message. 22 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:34,860 Maybe you're just using the wrong app. From this, like, old woman who, like... 23 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:36,940 Are you serious? 24 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:39,380 She had, like, eight cats in her picture. 25 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,439 Oh, no! 26 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,440 You don't have cats? 27 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,460 I like cats. I don't, like... She was, like, 65 years old. I mean, I didn't put 28 00:01:45,460 --> 00:01:46,520 any age... 29 00:01:47,330 --> 00:01:51,530 Restriction thingies? You just left it open? Yeah, no, like, girls... Like, you 30 00:01:51,530 --> 00:01:53,510 guys just downloaded that app, like, a few days ago, right? 31 00:01:53,790 --> 00:01:55,930 Yeah, it was... And you have hundreds of, like, matches? 32 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:59,670 That's why I thought it would work for you, but... Huh. 33 00:02:00,670 --> 00:02:03,610 It's not... Well, because I'm not a girl. That's why. It's different. 34 00:02:04,030 --> 00:02:05,029 Wait. 35 00:02:05,030 --> 00:02:06,030 What? 36 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:07,830 There's a difference? 37 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:10,150 Yes. It doesn't work the same way for guys. 38 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:11,750 Hmm. 39 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:15,130 I don't know why you, like, need... You're even, like, messing with that. 40 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:19,660 you can just... Walk outside and, like, probably find somebody to go on a date 41 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:24,160 with you. Yeah, but you never know. Like, it's a little bit harder. 42 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:28,540 And then, like, you have to approach the person. And, like, I don't know. 43 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:34,660 It's not that good. And then, like... I mean, the app just makes it easier. 44 00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:37,240 Yeah. It makes the whole process. 45 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:42,740 Like, you don't have to go on maybe, like, any super awkward, like, first 46 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:43,399 and whatnot. 47 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:48,250 But... All the guys on here seem to be around, like, the same. Like, they all 48 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:51,630 have fishing photos. Or they're all standing in front of a club. Or, like, 49 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:55,190 they're all, like... I don't know, flexing in front of maybe, like, their 50 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:56,650 car that they're pretending is theirs. 51 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:59,770 Or that their daddy bought them. I don't know. 52 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:03,690 It's just as fake as the people you see on the street. 53 00:03:03,990 --> 00:03:06,870 So, it's kind of... I don't know. 54 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,470 It doesn't usually work out. 55 00:03:09,970 --> 00:03:13,180 Take you to dinner and then... You're nice to them and they're like, you want 56 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:15,560 come back to my place? And I'm like, no. 57 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:17,300 No. 58 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:20,040 We're looking for boyfriends, not hookups. 59 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Well. 60 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,120 I don't know. I guess. 61 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,520 But yeah, I think I'm getting a little overwhelmed off the phone. 62 00:03:30,820 --> 00:03:31,579 You're not? 63 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:33,580 Kind of. It's just a lot. 64 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:37,740 I wish there was more like nice guys around. 65 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,280 Or just. 66 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:47,680 Better quality than men around. 67 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:51,840 Yeah. Like, I mean, you're cool. 68 00:03:53,460 --> 00:03:54,460 Yeah. 69 00:03:55,740 --> 00:04:01,760 But he only likes blonde girls, right? Don't you only like blonde girls? 70 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:04,220 Just because my last girlfriend was blonde? 71 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:09,400 Yeah. Yeah. Like, you usually go for the blonde type, like blonde, blue eyes, 72 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:10,520 you know, the normal. 73 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:12,020 No. 74 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,740 I, like, think a lot of different girls are hot. 75 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:18,260 Well, I've only seen you with blonde girls. I've only seen you with blonde 76 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:23,000 girls, exactly. So I thought that was just, like, the only people you would 77 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,940 date. No, you should, I mean. 78 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,620 I guess, I guess you're right. I mean, like, you've been our friend for years. 79 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:35,520 And I don't know if I've seen you date maybe one brunette. Maybe one brunette. 80 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:39,660 But you've always been respectful. I don't know why you wouldn't have a lot 81 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:42,080 people on, like, in your DMs. 82 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,700 What pictures are you using? 83 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:45,880 Maybe you're using back photos. 84 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,140 I mean, maybe it was. 85 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I don't know. 86 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:56,520 But since you don't always... I posted a picture of my dog, and then I posted a 87 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,960 selfie I took. 88 00:05:00,580 --> 00:05:03,720 I mean, my pictures probably were kind of... A little weird? 89 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,600 Yeah, I just don't... You don't know how to take them? 90 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,640 Things give me anxiety. I don't know. 91 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,180 It's just, like, too stressful. 92 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,860 I gotcha, I gotcha. 93 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:21,200 But, since you said you don't only date blonde girls, do you... Is it, like, 94 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,380 free range, then? 95 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,180 Or... What do you mean? 96 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,700 Yeah, like... Why can't you, like... I don't know. 97 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:31,100 Like, we could all date. 98 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:37,540 But he's been our friend for a while, so I don't know if that'd make things... 99 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:39,340 Yeah, and you can't really... Awkward. 100 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:43,450 Can you date two people at once? Can he have two girlfriends at once? Well, 101 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:46,910 yeah. Is that something you'd even want? I don't think that's a problem. Like, 102 00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:51,490 people all over the place do. I think it's called, like... I mean, I don't 103 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:55,010 think... Or... Or throuples? 104 00:05:56,170 --> 00:06:01,690 Like... I don't know. I'm not that... I don't... I've heard of it, but I haven't 105 00:06:01,690 --> 00:06:05,910 really, like, looked into it. I didn't think... But... Yeah. 106 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:11,090 I just think it's going to, like, mess up the whole relationship we kind of 107 00:06:11,090 --> 00:06:13,570 have. Can we just, like, try it out? Like, 108 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:18,790 I don't know. Like, you could be with him for a little bit. I could be with 109 00:06:18,790 --> 00:06:19,790 for a little bit. 110 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,090 If not, we could just go back to being friends. 111 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:26,670 We already, like, he already knows everything about us, and we know 112 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:29,130 about him. Well, to an extent. 113 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,430 I don't think, 114 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:32,410 like... 115 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,820 Trading off is, like, the solution. 116 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:40,820 Maybe we should just, like, do it at the same time. 117 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:44,900 Because you dating him for a week and then me dating him for a week, it's 118 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:51,140 Well, I feel like it's weird. I don't know. What are you thinking? Like, 119 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:56,080 if that's something, like, he would even be interested in. Like, would you even 120 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,080 be interested in that? 121 00:06:58,820 --> 00:07:01,020 You both want to date me? 122 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:02,580 Yeah. 123 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:05,300 I just sometimes get selfish, and I don't want to share. 124 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:06,840 Oh. 125 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:12,600 I don't know. I think you're both really pretty, so, I mean, I guess we could. 126 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:20,500 We could try it. I just don't want, like, what if... Yeah. What if it's, 127 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:26,080 it's... I think you'll be fine. If anything, we could just go back to 128 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:29,900 Well, we don't even know if we're, like, that. 129 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:32,060 Like, we can be, like... 130 00:07:33,090 --> 00:07:34,990 sexually attracted to each other. 131 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:37,410 Like all three of us, all the chemistry. 132 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:39,770 Well, that's how we try it out. 133 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:43,670 And if it doesn't work, then we just go back to normal. 134 00:07:44,090 --> 00:07:48,650 We all just promise to go back to normal, how we were before the whole 135 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:49,650 started. 136 00:07:51,870 --> 00:07:53,630 If he's down, then I'm down. 137 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:58,530 But I don't know how it's going to work. So two out of three is on board. 138 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,490 I mean, I guess. 139 00:08:02,110 --> 00:08:04,470 Okay. Three out of three is on board. 140 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:05,870 Let's go. 141 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:07,990 So, then why don't we try now? 142 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:10,730 Okay. Wait, 143 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:12,749 like right now? 144 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:16,150 Yeah. Why wouldn't we try any other time? 145 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,330 Yeah, I guess that's cool. 146 00:08:22,050 --> 00:08:23,050 Okay. 147 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:14,910 It doesn't feel weird, does it? 148 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:16,390 No. 149 00:09:17,710 --> 00:09:19,210 I don't think so. 150 00:11:08,349 --> 00:11:10,230 See, it's not so weird at all 151 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:30,170 We gotta interact with each other too. 152 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,050 This is cool. 153 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:50,560 I think we've warmed him up enough now. But I want to. 154 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,220 But I said it first. 155 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:59,600 I guess. As long as I still get a turn. Of course. 156 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:01,920 Okay. 157 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:21,190 How does it feel? 158 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:22,650 Feels good. 159 00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:11,550 There you go. 160 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,480 I'll check with him. 161 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:22,270 weird that I like want to put it in my mouth I don't think so 162 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,200 What, you want it back in there? 163 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,580 Yeah, so I can see. 164 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,340 Is it 165 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:19,540 that 166 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:20,540 good? 167 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,840 Yeah. Who did this? 168 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,320 Who did this? 169 00:19:43,939 --> 00:19:46,740 Looks pretty. 170 00:20:36,699 --> 00:20:38,260 It's bigger than what I'm used to. 171 00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:31,670 I want to taste. 172 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,090 Yeah? Mm -hmm. 173 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,170 Come down here. Get a taste. 174 00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:38,470 It fell out just for you. 175 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,040 I'm going to tell my normal thing. 176 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,660 I'm going to make sure you can see. 177 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,560 It's so pretty. 178 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,270 Hey, can we try something? 179 00:22:53,590 --> 00:22:54,590 Yeah, what? 180 00:22:54,610 --> 00:22:56,230 I want to try something like a video. 181 00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,070 Okay. 182 00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:03,270 You know, like doggy style. 183 00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:04,710 Mm -hmm. 184 00:23:05,740 --> 00:23:06,760 Mm -hmm. 185 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,280 Is 186 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:18,500 it 187 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:23,660 too weird or is it okay? 188 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:25,220 No, this is fine. 189 00:23:25,420 --> 00:23:26,540 Okay. It's okay. 190 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:37,859 Is it okay? 191 00:23:37,860 --> 00:23:38,860 Mm -hmm. 192 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:40,820 Jada, are you, like, smooshed? 193 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,100 No, I'm okay. 194 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,660 Okay, are you sure? She's not too heavy now. 195 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:19,000 but do you think we could do like regular regular like on our backs 196 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,220 like oh yeah yeah that's cool 197 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,140 Do you know what they say, Justin? How about you go first? 198 00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:20,760 Look at your boobs jerking. 199 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,480 It feels so good. 200 00:27:33,580 --> 00:27:34,580 Thank you. 201 00:28:04,430 --> 00:28:05,430 Mm -hmm 202 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:07,220 Thank you. 203 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,480 Do you want me to, like, get on top of you? Are you good like that? 204 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:58,800 Yeah. 205 00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:47,979 Is it okay? 206 00:33:47,980 --> 00:33:50,440 It's not too weird, is it? It is. 207 00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:52,060 Okay. 208 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,960 I don't think weird at all. 209 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,880 We should do it again. 210 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,480 Yeah. Well, yeah. 211 00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:24,040 So we're like boyfriend and girlfriend now. 212 00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:25,840 Yeah. Cool.